THE MONOGAMY MYTH

Let’s jump right in on getting clear about reality. The shocking discovery that former General and CIA Director David Petraeus had an affair with his young and attractive biographer has rocked America. The “scandal” has the news media in a frenzy, thankful that they have something to distract this Idiot Nation with, instead of discussing the just ended election; specifically the billions of dollars spent by the Rich and Corporations in their failed attempt to buy it for Romney/Ryan.

Ladies, I hope you are sitting down. Powerful men often have sex with available and willing attractive young women not their wives. In fact, almost all men, if they have the opportunity, have sex with available and willing women, regardless of age or attractiveness. Monogamy is a myth. No mammal is monogamous. Few species are. All primate and most mammal males are considerably more promiscuous than their female counterparts, for good biological reasons concerning the pregnancy “cost’’ differential between men (low) and women (high). Leaders who are men tend to be highly sexed, so we should not be shocked if they have sex with receptive females. That is where little leaders come from.

We can eliminate most of the tension between men and women by men simply admitting that we are neither faithful nor monogamous and have in the past, are now, and will have sex with receptive females given the chance and right circumstances. If you females want to do the same, go for it and good hunting. No matter how much you may wish that men were faithful, wishing cannot make it so. If you want to be faithful, be you a man or woman, you should try to do so. Don’t be too disappointed if your basic nature as a mammal eventually overcomes your noble attempt to be what you are not.

Let’s agree to stop trying to impeach high testosterone Presidents who may dip a cigar or intimate body part they hold dear into a young willing beefy intern’s mouth or other orifice, or CIA Directors and other patriots who have served out Nation well for taping a young receptive biographer, psycho socialite, or “Camp Groupie”. We need to stop this madness…